Me: "So...I guess we decided to be a couple 7 years ago? Remember I walked to your dorm while you were doing laundry, and you were annoyed I was there because you had a lot of studying to do?"
Him: "Um...yeah sort of. Not really."
Me: "Here's to you not being annoyed with me anymore!"
...a glass of champagne later and some lobster potstickers...
Me: "Here's to working so hard that we forgot our own anniversary!"
Him: "That is a bad toast. Do another."
Me: "Like what?"
Him: "Like...here's to another year!"
Me: "That's lame, just one more? Having some commitment issues lately? Hmmmm?"
Him: "Well then you do it."
Me: "Hey you know what, this will be our last October 5th anniversary. Like, never again are we going to celebrate October 5th, because July 3rd is going to be our anniversary, thus making October 5th void, isn't that uuuuuhhh-mazing? And we almost missed it!"
Did I mention I can't really drink alcohol and that I get tipsy in 2 seconds?
Him: "Yeah, I guess that is kinda funny. July 3rd is going to be it from now on."
Me: "Ok let's drink to that!"
Me: "Here's to getting married in 9 months, and our new anniversary date of July 3rd. Good bye October 5th, dating was fun."
Him: "Here here."